"Good morning, Frank. Here, I brought you a cup of coffee."
"Jeez Bruce, that's awfully nice of you."
"Well, I figured I could use all the friends I could get these day. Even imaginary ones - like you, Frank."
"Thanks, Bruce. Say, you look different than I remember you from the Wheaties Box when I was growing up. Did you get breast implants?"
"I did, yes. Small ones."
"Small ones? WTF? Shit Dude - if I were getting a set of bolt-ons, I'd go full on Kate Upton. Then I'd show off my amazing rack by riding a horse everywhere I went."
"Yeah, well I went with small breast implants."
"Jesus Frank, I'm fucking Bruce Jenner. I have a public image to maintain. The last thing I need is to do is look ridiculous."