"First off, Frank, it's nice to see you again. I'm sorry about your Mom, and especially Monty."
"Thanks, Florida Man. It's been a shitty few months, and I'm still working out a few kinks in my mental health."
"You gonna go back to writing ads? And doing PR?"
"Yes. But it's hard. You gotta be in a good mood to write. Especially comedy."
"What? You write comedy? I didn't know that."
"Fuck you, Florida Man."
"Well, I'm glad you're back. I missed you. And I brought you a little present. It should help you find your sense of humor again."
(editor's note - a lot of the old punchlines in this blog don't make much sense any more, now that the links are at least six months old, and the articles they used to link to have changed. But trust me, at the time, they made sense. And they were were hilarious. Or at least - hilarious-ish.)